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My name is Tanner Bazemore. My birthdate is December 8th, 1980. I’m a triple Sagittarius (Rising, Sun, and Moon). I have ADD so bad that I don’t even register on the bell curve. For this I take 40mg a day of Adderall; it makes me feel normal.

I am not normal. I have superhuman eyelashes that grow back in droves no matter how many times I pull them out. I can bend my fingers back all the way to the back of my hands, so if you wanna play mercy you can have as long of a head start as you like; you’ll never win. I have wicked sense of humor that gets me into more trouble than I would like, but not enough for me to stop being me; if you don’t think what I say is funny that just means you’re a terrible person and should do something about the bug you have stuck up your ass. Namaste 

I used to be fat, but now I’m not. This however does not mean that I am not obsessed with food and exercise. I usually tell people that I am kind of like Sea Biscuit. In the movie the jockey had to ride Sea Biscuit so that he was losing by the last turn. As long as he was losing at that 3rd turn he would put it into second gear and blow past to finish ahead of all the other horses. Usually I eat way too much by lunch time (usually there’s cake), so then I put it into second gear and do enough cardio to incenerate it all, and then some. Also I don’t like to eat dinner, I prefer to drink it in the form of Cabernet (although any red is fine); usually a bottle or 2 will do. I am trying to work on my eating by growing up in that department, but growing up is something I struggle with in general, so yeah…

After personal training for 10 years and started Y2 Yoga in Charlotte, NC. Y2 opened in September of 09′ and has been a huge success. Currently we have plans to expand from our current space into a ~12k facility, making it the largest studio in the country. Stay tuned…

Disclaimer: I am awful at speaking good. I mispel things all the time, and my punctuation often makes no sense; like I don’t know when to use a semicolon versus putting things into parenthesis (and I hate when you want to end something in parenthesis with a smiley! ):) See? I seldom re-read what I wrote, so if you find these errors please consider them par for the course. I’m not trying to win Pulitzer prize for writing, I just wanna allow my stream of consciousness to have yet another outlet for which to flow in whatever random and arbitrary way that it sees fit. Also I cuss like a drunken sailor, so if that bothers you I’m sorry (but not really, get ove that shit).

Peace,

TB

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